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    pathan nama

    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:25 am

    Aik pathan bath room gaya.
    Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

    Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia…?
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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:26 am

    Grammar Teacher To Pathan:
    “Rehana. Rozana Larkon Se Milti He”.

    Batao Is Jumle Me Rehana Kia He?
    Pathan:
    Is Jumle Me Rehana . Begherat he



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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:26 am

    Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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    Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message

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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:27 am

    ek pathan ki apnay baap se larai hogai...
    dosray din pathan qabristan gaya or wahan tree pay apne baap ki pic laga k neechay likh diya..

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    Re: pathan nama

    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:59 am

    Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon


    Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?



    Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par



    Kaat krar bhag gaya
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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:59 am

    Sardar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya



    PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine thay

    Sardar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kar.

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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:59 am

    PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.

    JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”

    PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .

    No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.


    No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:00 am

    Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:

    Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.

    Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.

    Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.


    Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.
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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:02 am

    Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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    PATHAN se:
    Q: Taleem?
    Ans: B.A
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    Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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    Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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    Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
    Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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    SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
    1- B.A,
    2- 1947,
    3- Geelani
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    ab SARDAR se.
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    Q: Naam?
    Ans: B.A
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    Q: Kab paida hoay?
    Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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    Q: Baap ka naam?
    Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:03 am

    Pathan Ramzan Main Dopehar ko Naswar laga rha tha,
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    2nd Pathan: Abe ye kya! tera roza nahi hai?
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    1st Pathan: Hai! Par itna Kamzor nahi jo Naswar se Toot jayega.
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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:03 am

    3 admion ko phansi hone lagi.
    Un main say 3 pathan tha.
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    Pehly ko phansi lagayi to rassa dheela hony ki waja sy woh nechy paani main jaa gira.
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    Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main jaa gira aur bach gaya.
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    Jab tesry ki bari ayi to wo jallad sy bola:
    “Khocha yeh rassa thek karlo hum ko terna nai ati”.

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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:04 am

    Pathan:Molvi sahb 1 masla malom karna hy


    Kia larrkion ko chup chup k dekhne se gunah milta hai?



    Molvi: pata nhi lekin main ahtiyatan astaghfar parrh leta hun



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    Post by blind on Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:04 am

    Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
    Doctor Banne K Bad Us Ne Phla Operation Kia
    Operation Theater Se Nikal Kr Kehta Hy
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    Ya Allah pehla tohfa behja hai kabol krna...


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